Error message haiku...
Keine Lust mehr auf unpersönliche und wenig hilfreiche Windows-Fehlermeldungen??
Wie wäre es mit der poetischen, kraftvollen Form des Haiku, dessen strikte 17 Silben auch Windows-bluescreens gleich in einem anderen Licht erscheinen lassen?
Hier ein paar aktuelle Beispiele aus Japan:
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located,
but Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you?re seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
I ate your Web page.
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue.
Wer möchte da noch "Your computer has performed an illegal operation..." lesen...??
via Dvorak uncensored
Wie wäre es mit der poetischen, kraftvollen Form des Haiku, dessen strikte 17 Silben auch Windows-bluescreens gleich in einem anderen Licht erscheinen lassen?
Hier ein paar aktuelle Beispiele aus Japan:
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located,
but Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you?re seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
I ate your Web page.
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue.
Wer möchte da noch "Your computer has performed an illegal operation..." lesen...??
via Dvorak uncensored